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Swimsuit vs. Nurse From Race Queen to Gravure Idol The Leading-Edge Sexy Gravure!
Here's a rundown of the situation.
The precog section at headquarters predicted a crime by a wanted esper.
BABEL mobile forces and the local cops were waiting, but have failed to arrest him.
The Chief's determined that an arrest by Normals will be too difficult,
so he's ordered the special esper team into action.
We're nearly on site. Get ready, you three.
Yeah, boobs are everything with women, huh?
I said get ready, now! We'll be on site any minute!
How many times do I have to tell you this isn't a game?!
Shut up!
You are completely surrounded!
Cease this useless resistance and surrender at onc-
Bi-i-i-ig... MAGNUM! Cease this useless resistance and surrender at onc-
Bi-i-i-ig... MAGNUM!
Honey, you know Normals are no match for a high-level esper, right?
SUPER BIG MAGNUM!
Damn you, Muscle Ohkama!
You're nothing but a thief!
Chief!
Kashiwagi, where are The Children?
Isn't our special esper team The Children here yet?!
Cut out their limiters at once!
Hey! Do you read me? Supervisor Suma!
You little brats!
For Pete's sake, this is taking forever.
Can't they hurry up and send in the special esper team?
I hope it's those kids...
Huh? Nobody's in here.
Looks like the site report's a little messed up.
Come on, let's try the next floor.
Why, you!
PSYCHIC TORNADO!
Eat this!
Kaoru Akashi, Level 7 psychokinetic.
KAORU AKASHI Level 7 Psychokinetic Kaoru Akashi, Level 7 psychokinetic.
Only one suspect. Wouldn't expect they'd need special espers for this.
Shiho Sannomiya, Level 7 psychometrist.
SHIHO SANNOMIYA Level 7 Psychometrist Shiho Sannomiya, Level 7 psychometrist.
Big Magnum!
Oh, like that's gonna hit us.
AOI NOGAMI Level 7 Teleporter Aoi Nogami, Level 7 teleporter.
Let's do it, you pervy esper!
Are you kidding?! I'm not into kids OR girls!
Well, have a little trip into the sky... as my gift to you!
It's pretty awesome, invincible power!
Boy, does it feel great
Absolutely lovely! So we never lose!
Come on, let's head for tomorrow!
Zettai Karen Children
Yeah!
Zettai Karen Children Absolutely!
Zettai Karen Children
Daring!
It just takes a touch for me to know
The limiter on my heart
Has been released, and then you see
Yes! Change the world!
Trying again and again through hot battle!
Reaching through what's real
Absolutely lovely! So we never lose!
The thrills just can't be beat!
Courage begins to light the darkness of the world
It overflows with the miracles you gave
If you can take pride in a smile
That suits no one else
Then let's go beyond the future now
We can try over the future world!
Yeah!
Ultimate!
Daring!
1st sense. "Absolutely Lovely! Their Name Is The Children"
Minamoto? Koichi Minamoto?!
When did you get back to Japan?
I just arrived.
Sakaki, you're working at HQ now, right?
An esper barricaded himself inside a building in Akikhabara... Sakaki, you're working at HQ now, right?
An esper barricaded himself inside a building in Akikhabara... Yeah. One of the inhabitants of the Tower of BABEL.
in the Taitoku section of Tokyo shortly after noon today. Yeah. One of the inhabitants of the Tower of BABEL.
in the Taitoku section of Tokyo shortly after noon today. I was going to report my return over at HQ,
We now bring you an interview with Chief Taizou Kiritsubo of BABEL, I was going to report my return over at HQ,
We now bring you an interview with Chief Taizou Kiritsubo of BABEL, but they said the chief went out into the field.
We now bring you an interview with Chief Taizou Kiritsubo of BABEL, Did something big happen?
the government's special esper support agency, for more details. Did something big happen?
the government's special esper support agency, for more details. Well, that's because he's kind of a show-off-
the government's special esper support agency, for more details. Shuji, are you talking to a woman?
The criminal was Muscle Ohkama, an esper of undetermined power. Shuji, are you talking to a woman?
The criminal was Muscle Ohkama, an esper of undetermined power. Um, I'm actually off-duty today.
The criminal was Muscle Ohkama, an esper of undetermined power. I'll give you a ring if I find out anything. Later!
According the BABEL's precog section, he was acting alone, I'll give you a ring if I find out anything. Later!
and as theft was his primary goal, we believe his threat level to be low. I'll give you a ring if I find out anything. Later!
and as theft was his primary goal, we believe his threat level to be low. Shuji!
and as theft was his primary goal, we believe his threat level to be low.
Well, he hasn't changed.
Meaning you won't be scrambling any special espers? Well, he hasn't changed.
Meaning you won't be scrambling any special espers? Anyway, may as well check things out at HQ for now.
Our SWAT support team is more than enough for this. Anyway, may as well check things out at HQ for now.
Not good.
Definitely not. You overdid it, Kaoru!
Um... Oh, boy...
It looks like the perp escaped during the confusion.
Chief?
You girls...
You, The Children...
...did nothing wrong! NOTHING!
But, look what we did to the city.
It's all right! We'll get it fixed in no time!
And we let the criminal get away.
It's fine! We'll put all our effort into catching him!
And I'm thirsty.
No problem! I'm have the finest water brought to you at once!
Now, you girls just wait inside.
Yes, sir!
Aren't you letting them off a little too easy?
High-level espers are a national treasure.
Japan's future is riding on those three!
Which is why I spoil them rotten!
Because if the espers hate the chief of BABEL, it's all over!
So, those were the special Level 7 espers, huh?
I'd heard they were kids, but they don't take orders from adults at all.
A simple robbery gets turned into this?
They're like monsters.
Hey! If anyone hears you say that, you'll be in big trouble!
Except we did hear you.
Why don't we just quit now?
I doubt the government would let us.
They treat Level 7 s the same as WMDs.
Ooh! This actress has already done a nude shot?!
Her boobs are huge!
But one isn't shaped as good as the other...
We're having a serious conversation, and you're doing your usual creepy old guy routine.
Oh, come on! I love it!
No! No! No! You can't say that like a cute little girl!
That only sounds natural coming out of a creepy old guy's mouth!
Creepy old guy stuff should only be said by creepy old guys!
But I like that manly part of Kaoru. Creepy old guy stuff should only be said by creepy old guys!
But I like that manly part of Kaoru.
Ooh! So-o-o embarrassed now!
That compliment was kinda creepy in its own way.
We are now in the metro area and operating under traffic rules.
"GOLDEN MUSCLE ARRIVES IN JAPAN" We are now in the metro area and operating under traffic rules.
Chief! Emergency report from the precogs back at HQ!
What?!
Approaching last stop. All passengers, please-
Oh? Am I already above ground?
Moments ago, we received a prediction of a subway accident.
It looks like the accident has already occurred.
TOKYO-NARITA SHITANO STATION To Narita Airport
The specialists have arrived, huh?
What happened?!
See for yourself.
What the?
It's Muscle Ohkama's esper power.
That!
This is where he escaped to?
Force him out! We can't go in there!
Chief, wait!
I'm worried about the damage that may cause!
If we crack their bodies, it'll be disastrous when we return them to normal!
Kashiwagi, where's Suma?
We've been calling her over and over, but there's been no answer.
Whew! Overdoing it like that really wiped me out.
And I didn't even want to come here in the first place!
Which way is the National Museum?
I dropped my map somewhere back there...
That's...
It looks like we're the only ones who can squeeze in there.
Yeah.
As soon as you see what's going on in there, come out immediately!
Promise me you won't take any risks!
We hear you! We promise to kick his butt in no time! Later!
They don't get it at all.
Our national treasures.
Look!
Kaoru? What's wrong?!
Look! I'm going between the legs of a mini-skirted babe!
Just keep going, you perverted little kid!
I'm sick of you! Aw, come on!
So, where's Muscle Ohkama?
Hang on, I'll check.
Hey! Muscle!
Are you-
Pervert! Creep!
Kaoru!
N-No... I'm on your side!
That's what every pervert says!
Who would trust anyone with a stupid face like that?!
You're the one who did this to my face!
I didn't come here to kidnap runaways! I'm not lying!
Here, look!
You're with BABEL?
A Normal, though. Not an esper.
Koichi Minamoto...
And you must be The Children.
Kaoru Akashi!
Ru... Ru-speak.
I see. So, he was after this gold statue at the National Museum from the start.
Wouldn't it have been better for him to have snuck in quietly?
And not on a holiday, like today?
He might have been afraid of being picked up by HQ's precog system if he'd done that.
So, he did that robbery first to divert everyones' attention.
He escaped from there in the confusion...
with the intention of tunneling into the museum.
Except, he took a slight wrong turn...
And came up in this station.
Right.
He was using us as his dupes for his plan!
Okay, let's double-time it to the museum!
If you three Level 7 s combine your powers...
We can't.
Where's Suma?!
We still don't know where she is.
I see.
I hate her, so I couldn't care less if she stays away,
but she's the only one who can release our limiters.
We thought she'd meet us here.
Where can she be?
You mean your supervisor is?!
I thought I'd seen her somewhere before, but it only clicked for me just now.
Old bat...
So, here's where she was.
Here it is. The limiter release.
Here.
We need to input the password, huh?
You're a psychometrist, right?
Can't you read her mind and get the password?
I could try, but...
No. I can only get a superficial reading from her.
What?
She's thinking "I hate espers."
We'll just have to input every phrase that could possibly be the password.
We're running out of time. Let's head for the museum.
Then I'll check out the map.
Right. Thanks.
Okay, let's get going!
Still, having your limiters made to look like chokers...
You don't look like you'd be into that.
That old bat says we're wild animals.
Wild animals...
Those are magic rings to teach you wild animals to behave.
When you're good girls, I'll take them off.
They're animal collars, no matter how you look at them.
It's not "wild animal" or " ring"...
Maybe it's some guy's name?
Kaoru!
Oh, c'mon. I was kidding.
No! Behind you!
Kaoru! Kaoru!
Girls!
So, shrimps, we meet again.
Although, unlike last time, your limiters haven't been released.
Maybe this is your punishment being too mean to me before.
Muscle Ohkama!
We thought you went to the museum!
I just accidentally went to the zoo next door!
But I figured the station would have a more accurate map,
so I headed back there.
Epic win.
We're not letting you get that gold statue of whatever it is!
Idiot...
She told him.
Oh, so you know that much, do you?
Then that simplifies everything!
I'm taking you hostage!
For heisting the statue and making my escape!
Lemme go, you! For heisting the statue and making my escape!
Stop it! Take me hostage in her place!
In my place? You're a Normal!
Exactly. I have no psychic powers.
Right, so quit trying to be the hero!
You're supposed to use espers for situations like this.
I don't care that you're espers! You're all still just little girls!
You're not wild animals. You're mankind's precious future!
And protecting that precious future...
is the duty we adults must bear!
Honey, now that I look at you, you're kinda hot.
I only have eyes for gold and guys with hot bods!
Change of hostages!
Don't you dare lay a finger on these girls!
Oh, please! I'm SO not into kids.
Now that that's settled, let's get down to business!
Okay, now where's that museum?
Darn it!
Kaoru...
Kaoru.
If you guys had even slightly developed boobs and butts,
this could have been such a super-sexy situation.
THAT'S what you're thinking about in this predicament?
Shiho, what did he?
He told me "I'll release that limiter, no matter what."
"Leave this to me. Don't worry."
La-lala-la la... Okay, it should be straight ahead.
Our very own escape tunnel of love!
MUSCLE DRILL!
"Leave this to me," huh?
Who is he, anyway?
Koichi Minamoto. Age: 20.
Medical researcher for BABEL,
the government special esper support laboratory.
And a Normal.
You were able to read that much from his thoughts?
No, what I just said, I read from his ID card.
Oh.
I wonder if he'll be able to release our limiters.
Even if he fails,
if we return to headquarters, we'll ask to have them removed.
The only person at risk here as the hostage is him.
That guy.
NATIONAL MUSEUM
WE HAVE ARRIVED!
EEEK!
My lovely treasure! At last, we meet!
If I don't do something, he's going to get away!
C'mon, think! If I were Supervisor Suma, what password would I set?
They're collars, but she called them magic rings...
Rings that let you talk to wild animals!
Got it!
Our limiters!
They've been released!
He did it!
Okay, teleport us!
Aoi, do you remember where the museum is?
Oh.
Okay, we're all set!
Why so many?! Aren't you just after the gold statue?!
Oh, but the others are just so musclely!
Now, shall we make our escape before the boobs from BABEL get wise to this?
Not so fast!
Who?!
One! When evil runs rampant in the world of men...
Two! We wield fantastic powers...
Three!
And royally kick their butts!
The Absolutely Lovely Children!
Girls! What was with the explosions?
I guess we messed up and turned it into a hero show entrance, huh?
Thanks for playing hostage!
What?! Oh, you little!
Say your prayers, Muscle Ohkama!
You think you can take us on with our limiters released?
Oh, you insolent little brats!
Serves me right for sparing you before!
SUPER BIG MAGNUM!
Magnum! Magnum! Magnum!
Eat this!
Way to go, Aoi!
Kaoru! He's targeting you!
Too late!
Let me be in time!
PAWN
GOLD GENERAL
He turned that pawn to metal!
That's what I call a promotion!
All right! Psychic...
GOLDEN ATTACK!
NO!
Oh. I get it... Gold, 'cuz I was stealing... gold...
Hah! How'd you like that?!
What's the meaning of this?
Do you suppose the girls?
Okay, Muslce Ohkama! Prepare to be!
Huh?
Dammit! I won't forget this, brats!
Say...
What did the password turn out to be?
Solomon.
The name of a king in the Old Testament.
He had a magic ring that let him talk to animals.
Animals?
I think, in her own way, she was thinking of you.
Solomon was a great king, renowned for his wisdom.
I'm sure she wanted to teach you to use your great powers responsibly.
You tried really hard. That must have hurt.
I'm fine! I'm strong, okay?!
Did I say something wrong?
CHILDREN!
You're not hurt, are you?!
I was so worried!
Um, Chief?
Minamoto! What are you doing here?
Koichi Minamoto has returned, sir.
I see! I see! I've been waiting for you, Minamoto!
You must have been leading The Children at the scene.
I didn't expect them to catch Muscle.
He underestimated his opponents!
Not just that.
BABEL HEADQUARTERS
RECEPTION - BABEL HQ
Welcome.
Um...
Koichi Minamoto. Back from a two week's senior staff training course,
assigned to the agency as of today.
We've all been waiting for you.
So, how do you like your new limiters?
Minamoto was the one who developed them for you.
Anyway, maybe I should reintroduce myself.
I'm Koichi Minamoto, and from today on I'll be supervising The Children.
How do you do?
I'm a Level 7 psychometrist, so...
Oh? But I know that.
You got guts, huh?
Hmpf! Well, I'm not ready to take orders from you!
Now girls, you're all going to be on the same team now.
Get along, please!
Unity, do you hear me? Unity!
There's no point in hiding it
I know everything
It's no mystery, because
I love you
Go on, look at me
Truly, the bond of love we share
Is absolute!
An eternal, unchanging
Absolute declaration to the world I'll shout from Everest!
I've accepted it
The bond of love we share
Is absolute!
My wish, when fortune smiles on me
In San Pietro, I'll swear it to you
An absolute declaration of love!
NEXT EPISODE
Next time, on Zettai Karen Children!
It's not my fault!
Then how did this happen?
It was an accident, okay?!
There wasn't any other damage.
The one lucky thing was that you were the one hurt worst in this, Mr. Minamoto!
Are you kidding me?! I keep telling you! At the scene, follow orders!
Zettai Karen Children!
Episode 2: "Worry Not! The Tower of BABEL Soars!"
Come back, Kaoru!
We're absolutely lovely, so we never lose!
Worry Not! The Tower of BABEL Soars! We're absolutely lovely, so we never lose!
Worry Not! The Tower of BABEL Soars!